rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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deepseaanglerfish:

"wow that tv program we were watching last night was really sad, about anne boleyn? all because she had a girl??? what ever happened to that little girl anyway?" - my mom

oh you know

image

not much

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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puckling:

bigbadrussian:

imsirius:

Also, I got into hockey when I was up [in Canada] as well x

You’re a bastard, Harry…

Do you ever take a moment to just be glad about how well all the Potter kids (and DanRad especially) turned out? 

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starlightnymph:

cute friends

starlightnymph:

cute friends

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The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

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osointricate:

osointricate:

So like.  Parents can come to Hogwarts to see their kids play Quiddich, right? (shut up if it’s not and just roll with me here.)

So what happens when Muggle parents get invited?

Could you imagine tho?

Like, after the initial “holy shit look at this magic stuff” they’d be like INTO IT.

THEY’D GET THE MAGICAL PARENTS INTO IT TOO.

THEY’D MAKE SHIRTS.

AGGRESSIVELY WEARING YELLOW EVERYWHERE THEY GO.

BEGGING THEIR CHILD FOR INFORMATION SO THEY CAN UNDERSTAND THE GAME BETTER.

SCREAMING AT THE REFS

LIKE

ALSO MAGICAL PARENTS BECOMING FRIENDS WITH MUGGLE PARENTS AND BOTH COUPLES GETTING TOGETHER FOR COUPLE DATES

THEY INTRODUCE EACH OTHER TO EACH OTHER’S WORLDS

THEIR KIDS ARE LIKE

oh my god our parents are friends with each other omg

AND THEY MEET AT QUIDDICH GAMES AND JUST

"JULIE!!! OVER HERE!!! I SAVED YOU AND PATRICK SEATS!"

"OMG THANK YOU SEAN!  HOW IS YOUR LAWYERING FIRM GOING?"

"IT’S A LAW FIRM AND IT’S GOING GREAT!  HOW GOES THAT NEW RECIPE FOR THAT POTION THAT GETS RID OF STAINS?"

"IT’S A DISASTER, THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ONIONS!  AT LEAST IT’S BETTER THAN SMELLING PHIL’S SHOES."

"I’M SITTING RIGHT HERE SEAN."

"I KNOW.  YOUR SHOES SMELL, DEAR."

wait what

(via hogwartskidsproblems)


lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

lorrainelola:

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

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clintbarttons:

Some of my more popular Clint text posts + Clint Barton

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