itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 


celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

(via hogwartskidsproblems)


raviavi:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
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theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(via warpfactored)


untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

(via megustamemes)


vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

(via halfagony-halfhope)


godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via celestialcow)


akireyta:

fatnutritionist:

jettgrrrl:

not moving out of the way for males when you’re walking somewhere is so great, they act so surprised and offended that you didn’t acknowledge their space

Totally did this last night. Cheap thrills.

it is surprisingly exhilerating. esp when wearing heels

(via snarkasaurus)


ryanvallejo:

you gotta be jay z about life

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